I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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