his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Can't talk, ducks in the car
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
