oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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