I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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