Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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