it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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