i just google imaged poop.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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