HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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