Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
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You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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