Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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