why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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