K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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