My nipple is on Facebook.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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