1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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