It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
you made out with another girl for some wings
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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