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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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