he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Even my vagina gasped.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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