I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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