I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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