Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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