dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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