Can Purell be used as lube?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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