i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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