oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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