haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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