why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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