Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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