did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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