yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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