Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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