let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
