Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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