Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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