I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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