He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
BRING THE BAGELS
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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