We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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