It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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