brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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