Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
wow bdsm is so cute
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