I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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