is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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