If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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