she was so not down for the gang bang
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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