and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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