Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
