New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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