Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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