hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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