She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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