his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
