love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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