I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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